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Mark Lowery is far too funny – Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM

Roman endures a royal visit and a school fashion show – in a jumper knitted by his Grandma . . .

Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, Badges for Badgers . Which would be fine, if she hadn t knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA crumper ) on earth that he s forced to wear to school. His whole class is in a fundraising frenzy, led by fame-crazy Rosie Taylor who is convinced that organising a charity fashion show is bound to win her favour with the princess. And in a bid of fierce cruelty she has sponsored Roman to wear his crumper ALL WEEK, even after Gamble tries to flush it down the toilet.

When the jumper causes a swan attack and a biker to swerve off the road, can Roman keep his whole life from unravelling? A new side-splitting story in the Roman Garstang Disaster series.